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Iconic Cooler Maker Targets “Trump Wall” Contract

Posted on May 05 2017

Colemann this week announced its bid to construct President Trump’s long-promised southern border wall out of a surplus of unsellable coolers. Company spokesperson Steve Bingham said, “You won’t see us in many drift boats this summer, but a 1,900-mile-long Colemann barricade could be the comeback we’ve all been praying for.” The Colemann WALL®—currently banned in California—would be engineered from convenient Party Stackable hard-sides. Trump said he’s optimistic about working with the icebox maker. “Don’t let the fake news fool you,” he tweeted. “A tall, powerful Party Stackable wall can be built.”

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