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Trump Makes 11th-Hour Appeal to Marginalized Flyfishing Guides

Posted on November 07 2016

In the final days of the presidential campaign, Republican nominee Donald Trump broke from his swing-state rallies and made several unexpected tour stops over the weekend. In Dutch John, Utah, on Sunday, Trump and his entourage exited the billionaire’s gold-plated chopper and hit the drift-boat littered streets of Guide Row, where the nominee was snapped eating a bratwurst with Green River veteran, Talon Jessup. Trump’s communication director Hope Hicks said that although the nominee isn’t much of an angler, she hoped his Make America Great Again mantra would resonate with under-30 white males who were too stoned to remember much of the debates. “Dude, was that Alec Baldwin?” Jessup said.

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